Attacked by Snakes!
Title Attacked by Snakes!
Album The Fury of the Aquabats!
Length 4:03

Powdered Milk Man! is the 11th track of The Aquabats! release The Fury of the Aquabats!.
The song is about the evil character Powdered Milk Man, one of The Aquabats' first enemies along with Space Monster M.


The wind blows, and I see dust
A cloud of white upon the horizon
My palette knows, this is a bust
Breakfast is wrecked
For the children of the nation
These cheerios, soggy and tainted
Have gone to waste in
This milk of devastation.
Taste is based
From the bones of zombies
The dust is ground
It's not safe to eat or drink
When powdered milk's around!
Call in the troops
Here's a scoop for you and your group
There's a drink around town
And it tastes like poop
The man in the tin suit
Bearing bitter fruit
Breakfast cereal turns to soup
Tastes like puke
Oh no!
It's the Powdered Milk Man
Oh no!Holding the Powdered Milk can
The super villain comes a creepin'
When you're sleepin'
And must be stopped anyway we can


You stand before me I will defeat you
You will not break me I will not take you
You're just another unearthly poison

Someone will stop you

You and your kind, step back!
Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
Whoa ho ho you must die!
Whoa ho ho ho, Powdered Milk Man
Whoa ho ho ho whoa!
News Flash! Hong Kong!
Powdered Milkman has just devastated the Great Wall
News flash Mexico City
Powdered milk tacos everywhere!
News flash USA!


Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
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