| No One Wants to Party | |
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| Title | No One Wants to Party |
| Album | Kooky Spooky |
| Length | 3:09 |
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No One Wants to Party is the 2nd song off of the seventh studio album, Kooky Spooky... In Stereo!.
Lyrics[]
Why, oh why, am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one, nobody wants to party at my house!
I invited some friends to a party, a party back at my house
I brought some games and a box of corn dogs, some beef jerky and towels
But it was so lame
Because nobody came
Guess they must've got lost along the way
Why, oh why, am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one, nobody wants to party at my house!
Plan B was to have a new party, a party watch the big game
I got drinks and a giant screen tv, but outcome was the same
How come nobody's here?
Best party of the year?
All alone again in this house, my biggest fear!
Why, oh why, am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one, nobody wants to party at my house!
I put on my best turtle neck in anticipation of fun
Splashed on the old spice twice and put my hair in man bun
Hello... is there anybody out there?
RSVP if you can hear me
This song remains the same because nobody came
Guess they must've got lost along the way
Why, oh why, am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one, nobody wants to party at my house
Why, oh why, am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one, nobody wants to party at my house!
Trivia[]
- This was the first song to be made in honor of the COVID-19 pandemic, the second being Pajamazon.