| Monsters Wedding | |
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| Title | Monsters Wedding |
| Album | The Aquabats! vs. The Floating Eye of Death! |
| Length | 4:16 |
| Credits | |
| Vocals | The MC Bat Commander |
| Instruments | Jimmy the Robot, Crash McLarson, Catboy, Ultra Kyu/The Mysterious Kyu, Prince Adam, Chainsaw the Prince of Karate, Doctor Rock |
"Monsters Wedding" is the 8th track on The Aquabats! release The Aquabats! vs. The Floating Eye of Death!.
Lyrics[]
(spoken)
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the Flying Dracula here,
brings you a story of a man,
taken against his will,
and forced TO MARRY!
Muhuhahahahahaha! Huhahaha, haha!
[Ooooh-oooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh-oooh.]
[Ooh-ooooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh-ooooh.]
I stumbled into Obakémon!
He said my name in Japanese!
He took me through the unknown portal -
[oooh-oooh.]
I did not want to go!
[You must go.]
It seemed a celebration was prepared to meet me there!
[oooh-oooh.]
This is the place of no return!
I want to go back!
[You can't go.]
(chorus)
There she comes now with veil.
She's walking up the aisle,
So close now she winks,
I recognize that smile.
A spider and I,
A fly with white-gloved hands.
Wait! Something's a-miss,
But this wedding has been planned.
[Ooooh-oooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh-oooh.]
[Ooh-ooooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh-ooooh.]
A man with no head in the chamber handed me the ring!
[The golden ring.]
Then the creeps and the freaks clapped in joyous agony!
[Dah-ooh-oooh.]
Did they ask if I take this "thing" to be my wife?
[He can't think.]
It came down to the second in the land of the final frontier.
[Aaah-aaaah.]
(chorus)
There she comes now with veil.
She's walking up the aisle,
So close now she winks,
I recognize that smile.
The spider and I,
A fly with white-gloved hands.
Wait, Something's a-miss,
But this wedding has been planned.
Stand behind me, Billy!
Is it real? Or is it make believe?
No! No! I don't want to go!
No! No! I don't want to go!
(chorus ver. 2)
There she comes now with veil.
She's walking up the aisle,
So close now she winks,
I recognize that smile.
A spider and I,
A fly with white-gloved hands.
Wait, Something's a-miss,
But this wedding has been planned.
(spoken)
It's horrible....ahhh...AHHHH!
Live Performances[]
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Trivia[]
Gallery[]
Audio[]
Monster's Wedding
Music Video[]
There is no music video for Monsters Wedding
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