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After watching "Hot Dog - The Movie," and getting stuck in the '80s musically, this song became a hot dog with cheese in the middle - totally unecessary. The monster part comes from a scene in "The Toxic Avenger" when he's helping to rid the community of criminal scum and the kids have "I Love The Monster" T-shirts on. I always thought this song would have worked better with a 'punk' tempo, but I was out-voted. The middle of this song you may recognize as a part in "Monster's Wedding."
Lyrics[]
- I love the monster
- I love that kid
- He's in it for all of us, man
- He's in it to win.
- I love the monster
- He plays for the team
- I get excited, and I
- I like to scream
- I love the monster
- It says it right here
- He goes for all of us
- Man, he goes all year
- Except for some holidays
- Or days when he's ill
- Or maybe his mother's birthday, it's a
- A Triumph of Will!
- When the monster talks
- The angels walk
- With breath of life
- I hold my wife
- The monster dies a little inside
- Each time birds cry!
- When the chips are down
- And it's huge at bat
- People scream in pain
- Under tears and rain
- Will I stand alone?
- Asking questions why
- I look to that monster guy
- With my only eye
- I love the monster and I'll
- I'll put it in writing
- I love to represent him when he's
- Riding the lightning
- I love the monster
- And I'll write it in the sky
- I'll honk my horn
- Whenever he goes riding by
- He went into therapy
- So he could not talk to me
- But he followed his daughter
- As he drank Chocolate Water
- A monkey on his back
- Now he's clutching his will so tight
- He's riding the bus
- Fighting to make things right
- When I'm two points down
- Rodeo clown on the ground
- People scream in pain
- Under tears and rain
- Will I stand alone?
- Asking questions why
- The monster waves his cape
- For my great escape
- I love the monster
- I love the monster
- I love the monster
- I love the monster....
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