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Girls Are Weak is the fourth track on The Sandfleas album Four Songs Four Jerks.

Lyrics

Ah look at the beautiful girl

Ten Girls can't do
What one he-man can do
You girls look good
Working in the kitchen like you should
I know you girls
Think you've got stuff you can do
We know you girls
Should stick to cleaning up and making food

I heard some woman on the radio
Saying that girls have equal rights
Well I laughed so hard
I swerved my car into a cabriolet (driven by a girl)
Then I though shows how silly stupid chicks can be
When they think that the can outdo me (I'm a man, lady)

When girls get hurt they fall down and cry
If we went to war they would be the first to die
They're always on a diet they should just keep quiet
And let me watch tv
You're a pain in the but
and girls guess what
You is dumber than me
(you're stupid)

Ten Girls can't do
What one he-man can do
I know girls are good
Working in the kitchen like you should
I know you girls
Think you've got stuff you can do
We know you girls
Should stick to cleaning up and fucking
Ah the beautiful girl
She's so stupid
She thinks she's so smart
"I went to college"
"Vote for me"
"I'm gonna be president"


Well guess what girl
You're just a slave to the man
You should be in the kitchen
fucking me over the counter

(Yummy yummy)

Girls wear perfume and makeup
'Cause underneath they're just gross
They try to get jobs and call men slobs
When they should be making toast
To afraid to chip a nail
To fail is the female
They couldn't even arm wrestle me
You're a pain in the but and girls guess what
You've gotta sit down to pee

Ten Girls can't do
What one he-man can do
You girls look good
Working in the kitchen like you should
I know you girls
Think you've got stuff you can do
We know you girls
Should stick to cleaning up and making food
Should stick to cleaning up and making food
Should stick to cleaning up and making food
Should stick to cleaning up and making food
(Where's my dinner?)
(And toilette seats were meant to be up)
(Me hungry)

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