| Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates! | |
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| Album | The Fury of the Aquabats! |
| Length | 4:03 |
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"Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates!" is the seventh track of The Aquabats! 1997 studio album The Fury of the Aquabats!
Lyrics[]
- Young jim, as a lad
- He looked for adventure
- Calamity, danger, whatever was free
- So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
- And he left home to find his destiny
- Jim just a boy, whos
- Head full of legends
- Of dungeons and dragons
- And pirates and stuff
- So that summer he snuck on a schooner
- To harpoon tuna
- And get real buff
- The captain he said
- Theres danger ahead
- We need some brave men
- To sail and then
- Well find us those pirates
- Stop them with violence,
- To make the ocean safe
- Once again.
- (chorus)
- Cleaning up the oceans
- Captain hampton and his crew
- Trouble in the seven seas
- Hell know what to do
- Captain, he hates rubbish
- To him pirates are just soot
- Scallywags and scurvy dogs
- Are crushed under his foot.
- Captain hampton, captain hampton
- Ahoy, ahoy
- Pillaging the pillagers
- Triumphantly hell sail away
- Now, seven weeks into the trip
- And jim was sick to death
- Of being sick
- Some kind of action he wanted
- As he searched the seas
- For everyday was the same old... stuff
- The night he felt like jumping ship
- But then he heard a crash
- Hit the starboard side of the ship
- And bumped him out of his bunk
- Onto his bottom
- Our heroes drew their swords
- As the midgets swarmed aboard
- The pirates surprise attack
- The tiny buccaneers
- Caught us by surprise
- As we tried to battle back.
- (chorus)
- La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
- La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
- La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
- La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
- Captain hampton, captain hampton
- Ahoy ahoy
- Pillaging the pillagers
- Triumphantly he ran away!
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